tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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krctosstoss:

"Save Broadway" - a sketch on SNL.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

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